The Beautiful & the Extraordinary: ribbon & Lace

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ribbon: I'm Lace's irreplaceable other half. I'm a writer, and I roleplay, read comic books and novels , and try to make friends on the internet. My favorite animals are owls, hedgehogs, and bears. I eat too many sweet things, play too many video games, and sometimes drool when I sleep.
Lace: I'm the beautiful accountant, and contrary to what my name might portray, I'm a strong, masculine man (who was lucky enough to find ribbon :3). People call me the cat's pajamas. Which is silly 'cause cats are naked and certainly shouldn't be partaking in any sort of capitalistic ideals like purchasing a consumer good. Silly cat.

wings-scales-fire:

awwww-cute:

My neighbor’s puppy found a hole in the fence, so he popped by to say hello yesterday

WHY IS THE SKY TRAPPED IN HIS EYEBALLS

wings-scales-fire:

awwww-cute:

My neighbor’s puppy found a hole in the fence, so he popped by to say hello yesterday

WHY IS THE SKY TRAPPED IN HIS EYEBALLS

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— 48 minutes ago with 139433 notes

wickedclothes:

Iron Man Arc Reactor Coasters

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— 1 hour ago with 8404 notes

wickedclothes:

BACK IN STOCK: These cute cat self defense keychains are not toys, but are in fact a very serious defense weapon.

And don’t forget to use coupon code ‘SHIPFREE’ to get FREE SHIPPING on any domestic order today! Hurry and order now!

— 3 hours ago with 144914 notes
valaartogeiadoun:

daisydino:

shinys-mind-palace:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG

My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY PRAYIN

valaartogeiadoun:

daisydino:

shinys-mind-palace:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG

My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY PRAYIN

(Source: onepartlost, via admiraloblivious)

— 4 hours ago with 314458 notes

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unexplained-events:

Anthropomorphic Tree

Anthropomorphism which is the recognition of human-like characteristics or form in animals, plants or non-living things. This tree, which can be found in the Outer Banks of North Carolina, has roots which have taken a human-like form.

Tell me this isn’t evidence of an existing magical realm, just TRY to tell me. It is. I will find out what evil caused this, and I will be a freaking hero.

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— 4 hours ago with 67172 notes

bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

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— 4 hours ago with 22609 notes
east coasters:i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters:i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
Midwesterners:I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
floridians:please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-
— 6 hours ago with 127661 notes